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CHAPTER III. A CAUCUS-RACE AND A LONG TALE 



'Ugh!' said the Lory, with a shiver. 

'I beg your pardon!' said the Mouse, frowning, but very politely, 'Did you 
speak?' 

'Not I!' said the Lory hastily. 

'I thought you did,' said the Mouse, ' - I proceed. "Edwin and Morcar, the 
earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him; and even Stigand, the patriotic 
archbishop of Canterbury, found it advisable - " ' 

'Found whatT said the Duck. 

'Found it,' the Mouse replied rather crossly, 'of course you know what "it" 
means.' 

'I know what "it" means well enough when I find a thing,' said the Duck, 'it's 
generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the archbishop find?' 

The Mouse did not notice this question, but hurriedly went on, ' " - found it 
advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the crown. 
William's conduct at first was moderate. But the insolence of his Normans - " 
How are you getting on now, my dear?' it continued, turning to Alice as it spoke. 

'As wet as ever,' said Alice in a melancholy tone, 'it doesn't seem to dry me 
at all.' 

'In that case,' said the Dodo solemnly, rising to its feet, T move that the meet- 
ing adjourn, for the immediate adoption of more energetic remedies - ' 

'Speak English! ' said the Eaglet, T don't know the meaning of half those long 
words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either!' And the Eaglet bent down 
its head to hide a smile; some of the other birds tittered audibly. 

'What I was going to say,' said the Dodo in an offended tone, 'was, that the 
best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race.' 


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