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CHAPTER X. THE LOBSTER QUADRILLE 

'They were obliged to have him with them,' the Mock Turtle said, 'no wise 
fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.' 

'Wouldn't it really?' said Alice in a tone of great surprise. 

'Of course not,' said the Mock Turtle, 'why, if a fish came to me and told me 
he was going a journey, I should say "With what porpoise?" ' 

'Don't you mean "purpose"?' said Alice. 

T mean what I say,' the Mock Turtle replied in an offended tone. And the 
Gryphon added 'Come, let's hear some of your adventures.' 

T could tell you my adventures - beginning from this morning,' said Alice 
a little timidly, 'but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different 
person then.' 

'Explain all that,' said the Mock Turtle. 

'No, no! The adventures first,' said the Gryphon in an impatient tone, 'expla- 
nations take such a dreadful time.' 

So Alice began telling them her adventures from the time when she first saw 
the White Rabbit. She was a little nervous about it just at first, the two creatures 
got so close to her, one on each side, and opened their eyes and mouths so very 
wide, but she gained courage as she went on. Her listeners were perfectly quiet 
till she got to the part about her repeating 'You Are Old, Father William,' 
to the Caterpillar and the words all coming different, and then the Mock Turtle 
drew a long breath, and said 'That's very curious.' 

'It's all about as curious as it can be,' said the Gryphon. 

'It all came different!' the Mock Turtle repeated thoughtfully, T should like 
to hear her try and repeat something now. Tell her to begin.' He looked at the 
Gryphon as if he thought it had some kind of authority over Alice. 

'Stand up and repeat "'Tis The Voice Of The Sluggard,"' said the 
Gryphon. 

'How the creatures order one about, and make one repeat lessons!' thought 
Alice, 'I might as well be at school at once.' However, she got up, and began to 
repeat it, but her head was so full of the Lobster Quadrille, that she hardly knew 
what she was saying and the words came very queer indeed: 

' 'Tis the voice of the Lobster; I heard him declare, 
"You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair." 

As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose 
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.' 

When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark, 
And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark, 

But, when the tide rises and sharks are around, 
His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.