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CHAPTER XL WHO STOLE THE TARTS? 




'Sixteenth,' added the Dormouse. 

'Write that down,' the King said 
to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote 
down all three dates on their slates 
and then added them up and reduced 
the answer to shillings and pence. 

'Take off your hat,' the King said 
to the Hatter. 

'It isn't mine,' said the Hatter. 

'Stolen!' the King exclaimed, 
turning to the jury, who instantly 
made a memorandum of the fact. 

T keep them to sell,' the Hatter 
added as an explanation; 'I've none of 
my own. I'm a hatter.' 

Here the Queen put on her spec- 
tacles and began staring at the Hatter, 
who turned pale and fidgeted. 

'Give your evidence,' said the 
King, 'and don't be nervous, or I'll 
have you executed on the spot.' 

This did not seem to encourage the witness at all: he kept shifting from one 
foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and in his confusion he bit a large 
piece out of his teacup instead of the bread-and-butter. 

Just at this moment Alice felt a very curious sensation, which puzzled her 
a good deal until she made out what it was: she was beginning to grow larger 
again, and she thought at first she would get up and leave the court; but on second 
thoughts she decided to remain where she was as long as there was room for her. 

T wish you wouldn't squeeze so.' said the Dormouse, who was sitting next to 
her, T can hardly breathe.' 

T can't help it,' said Alice very meekly, 'I'm growing.' 

'You've no right to grow here,' said the Dormouse. 

'Don't talk nonsense,' said Alice more boldly, 'you know you're growing too.' 

'Yes, but I grow at a reasonable pace,' said the Dormouse, 'not in that ridicu- 
lous fashion.' And he got up very sulkily and crossed over to the other side of the 
court. 

All this time the Queen had never left off staring at the Hatter, and, just as the 
Dormouse crossed the court, she said to one of the officers of the court, 'Bring me 
the list of the singers in the last concert!' on which the wretched Hatter trembled 
so, that he shook both his shoes off. 

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