Ever seen a fashion choice so questionable you wondered if the person got dressed in the dark?
Welcome to the world of some Nigerian men’s fashion statements. After taking a look at unattractive fashion statements of Nigerian women, it’s only fair to turn the spotlight on the men.
Here are some of the most baffling fashion choices proudly paraded by Nigerian men.
Socks with Sandals or Palms
Despite Nigeria’s scorching weather, some men insist on pairing socks with sandals or palms. This perplexing combo, often seen among a certain group of youths, defies all logic.
It’s neither practical nor fashionable, leaving one to wonder if their feet are hot, cold, or just confused. Gentlemen, let your feet breathe.
Socks belong with shoes, not open-toed footwear. This trend is an unnecessary layer that turns a practical choice into a fashion catastrophe.
Hair Bonnet (The Glorified Shower Cap)
The hair bonnet, a staple in the Nigerian woman’s wardrobe, has inexplicably found its way into men’s fashion. Often mistaken for a shower cap, it’s like a warm hug for your head, ensuring your hair stays in place while you sleep.
However, when men wear it in public, it transforms from a practical haircare accessory into a fashion disaster. Whether you’re going, attending lectures, or just randomly trying to feel fashion-forward and free, please think twice and leave the bonnet for the ladies.
It’s okay to wear it at home to protect your dreadlocks, don’t just take it outside. Men, let’s keep our headgear respectable.
Oversized Suits
Nothing screams “I borrowed this from my papa” louder than an oversized suit. Some Nigerian men seem to believe that the more fabric, the better. Swimming in layers of loose cloth, these suits are better suited for a costume party than work or boardroom.
The excess material makes them look like they’re drowning in fabric, rather than exuding confidence and style. Gentlemen, a well-tailored suit is your best friend. Leave the baggy look for another era that hopefully will never return and embrace fitted, sleek suits that complement your frame.
Deep V-Necks
Ah, the deep V-neck, a staple for men who believe that showing off their hairy chest is a fashion statement. These tops plunge so low you’d think they were designed for a different species.
The excessive exposure can be off-putting and doesn’t scream sophistication. Unless you’re auditioning for a role in a Nollywood romantic drama, it’s best to keep your V-necks modest. Opt for a neckline that flatters without revealing too much or better still if you love V-Necks so much, opt for knitwear.
Baggy/Saggy Jeans
Baggy and saggy jeans have been a persistent trend among Nigerian men and Adult Boys. While they might think it adds swagger to their step, the reality is a look that’s more sloppy than stylish.
The constant battle to keep their pants up is a fashion struggle we could all do without. The sight of undergarments peeking out is a distraction and doesn’t project the best image. Opt for well-fitted jeans that stay in place and give you a clean, put-together look.
Tight Jeans
On the opposite end of the spectrum, we have tight jeans, a favourite among my Igbo brothers. When paired with that net singlet, it’s a banger. The only rationale I could come up with for intentionally wearing these constricting garments is to discourage pickpockets.
While security might be a plus, comfort and style are sacrificed. These jeans often leave little to the imagination and can make walking an awkward task. Remember, there’s a happy medium between baggy and skin-tight. Find jeans that fit well and offer comfort.
Tevas
Tevas might be practical for hiking, perhaps for climbing Zuma Rock. But when worn with everyday outfits, they look out of place.
These chunky, strappy sandals are often paired with everything from shorts to native attire, creating a jarring mix of rugged and traditional that’s hard to ignore. They give off a casual, almost too-relaxed vibe that can undercut more polished outfits.
Unless you’re trekking through rough terrain or from Sango to Ojuelegba, leave the Tevas at home and opt for footwear that suits the occasion better.
Brand Knock-offs
Nigerian men are no strangers to brand knock-offs. I’ve seen them all – “Abibas”, “DOLCE & BANANA”, even “BALENCIMAGA” all rocked with pride. While it takes confidence to sport these creative imitations, it’s always better to go for quality over quantity.
Knock-offs often miss the design mark, making them easy to spot. Wearing these brands might save you some money, but they also signal a lack of authenticity. Invest in genuine items, even if they’re fewer. Authenticity never goes out of style, and it adds a touch of class to your wardrobe.
Baseball or Trucker Hats on Native Attire
Something is jarring about seeing a traditional outfit topped off with a baseball or trucker hat. The clash of cultural attire with a face cap is a fashion faux pas that leaves me puzzled every time, especially during political rallies.
These hats belong with casual, sporty outfits, not with elegant, cultural attire. Keep your native attire dignified with appropriate accessories. A traditional cap or hat complements the look far better and respects the cultural significance of the outfit.
Reflective/Statement Sunglasses
You’re neither RoboCop nor Cyclops. You just look awkward. These oversized, flashy shades often dominate the face, overshadowing the rest of the outfit. They give off a vibe of trying too hard and can be more comical than cool.
Unless you’re patrolling the streets for crime, it’s best to opt for more subdued eyewear. Choose sunglasses that enhance your look without overshadowing it, adding a touch of elegance rather than an alien-like appearance. And please, for the love of God, stop wearing sunglasses at night.
Fashion is personal and subjective, but that doesn’t mean we can’t strive to improve. Nigerian men, it’s time to elevate your style game.
Let’s embrace fashion choices that blend comfort, creativity, and confidence while leaving behind the trends that leave us all baffled.
Learn more: Reasons Why You Should Iron Your Clothes At Intervals.
