Are you feeling a little thin on top? Is your hairline receding faster than the polar ice caps?
Or has it decided to stand still like a plant with stunted growth?
Fear not, my balding friend, because we’ve got you covered – or rather, we’ve got your lack of coverage covered.
The first question to ask in this situation is – why is your hair falling out faster than a musical star’s marriage?
Well, there are plenty of reasons. Genetics, stress, age, poor nutrition or carelessness– it’s a veritable buffet of reasons to go bald.
You might never be sure of your cause, but don’t worry, there are plenty of ways to slow down the hair loss process.
To start with, consult a dermatologist to prescribe special shampoos then try scalp massages or even laser therapy.
There are also plenty of treatments available. You could speak with your hair stylist and discuss protective hairstyles for your type of hair.
You could also try medications like Rogaine which is a brand name for Minoxidil -a medication used for the treatment of high blood pressure and pattern hair loss
However, be warned that they come with side effects like burning the scalp and soreness at the root of the hair. If you’re feeling brave or reckless, you could also try hair transplant surgery.
Just be prepared to shell out thousands of dollars for the privilege of having someone else’s hair follicles implanted into your scalp.
If at the end of your effort, you don’t see improvement this is the point you just have to embrace the baldness.
After all, there are plenty of iconic bald men and women out there: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Jeff Bezos or Doja Cat and Danai Gurira.
Let’s not forget about the most important bald man of all – Homer Simpson.
So if you’re losing your hair, don’t despair. Just remember that bald – when well styled is beautiful. And who knows – maybe you’ll even save some money on shampoo.